Happee disaster

Tot-Tanic

According to the spam this came in, from "Chinee," this product is 12 meters L X 5 meters W X 5 meters H. Which prompted the minivision: Some morning, awaken and find China-inflatables towering above the rooftops in your suburban gated community: replicas of the Hindenberg, 9/11, Challenger, Titanic. Upon which children are playing, their cries echoing to the skies.